I overreact when it comes to the correct spelling, wording, etc... of my name. Like last night Elder Davis asked, "What's your name?" and I said, "Jessieh" and then Mrs. Libby Davis said, "Oh JessiKCCAAAAHHHH how SWEEEEETTT." and I wanted to puke and I wanted to scream, "MY NAME IS NOT JESSICA AND IF MY NAME WERE JESSICA IT WOULD CERTAINLY NOT BE SWEET." but I couldn't do anything because I had a giant headache on account of her smelly over-scented perfume. She is very kind and very sweet and I'm sure her intentions were well but my name is not and will never be "Jessica" and her perfume would only smell good if she were sitting twenty feet away but she wasn't. The END.
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I overreact when it comes to the correct spelling, wording, etc... of my name. Like last night Elder Davis asked, "What's your name?" and I said, "Jessieh" and then Mrs. Libby Davis said, "Oh JessiKCCAAAAHHHH how SWEEEEETTT." and I wanted to puke and I wanted to scream, "MY NAME IS NOT JESSICA AND IF MY NAME WERE JESSICA IT WOULD CERTAINLY NOT BE SWEET." but I couldn't do anything because I had a giant headache on account of her smelly over-scented perfume. She is very kind and very sweet and I'm sure her intentions were well but my name is not and will never be "Jessica" and her perfume would only smell good if she were sitting twenty feet away but she wasn't. The END.
you know she could come on here and find this and read it.......yeah.....right....like she would even know were to go or how to get here.
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